Sunday, May 8, 2011

Thought for the day...

You probably already know that it's important to have a friend who will happily go clothes shopping with you. What you may not know, is that as you get older, it's vitally important to have a friend to go clothes shopping with you who will also go into the dressing room and stop laughing long enough to help you get your boobs unstuck from that sparkly tank top thingy that was obviously ridiculously too small for you and whatthefuck were you thinking going into that store anyway because they play that God awful music at that volume to keep old people like you from shopping there.