Sunday, June 26, 2011

Things You Might Not Know About Women, Part 1

I'm definitely not speaking for all women here- just the ones I know personally.  If you eavesdropped on us during one of our margarita fueled lunches, you would be guaranteed to hear something pertaining to the following topics:

  1. All men have a version of the 'Naked Wiener Dance'. Every last one of you. And we talk to our friends about it.
  2. Women have mastered unconditional love. Hairline receding? We didn't notice. Spare tire around your middle? Nope. Didn't notice that either. Gray hair? Just makes you look sexier. Back hair? You should totally take care of that one. But we'll happily make you an appointment with our favorite aestheticism.
  3. Whenever our hands are full (doing the dishes, loading the washing machine, bathing the kids etc) you're going to seize the opportunity to grab something. It might be a playful smack on the butt. Or if you're feeling very froggy, you might grab a boob. But you're going to reach out and touch something, guaranteed. Want to have access to those places later? Pitch in and help us so our hands aren't full- a little help goes a long way.
  4. You know why we ask you to open stubborn jars? Because you look cute doing it. We're impressed.
  5. We're also impressed by your ability to fix things. In the event you can't fix things, calling a repair man impresses us, too.