Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Christmas Vacation- Over at Last!!!

When Frank got home yesterday, he found me hiding in the closet...

Frank:  What are you doing in the closet?

Me:  Shhhh!!  I'm hiding from those kids.

Frank:  You mean OUR kids?

Me:  Whatever.  I think the big one is trying to kill me.

Frank:  You mean COLIN.  You think Colin is trying to kill you?

Me:  Whatever.  But the little one...he's the mastermind behind it all. He's the one I'm really afraid of...

Frank:  He's 3, Christine.  He can't be a criminal genius at age 3.

Me:  ...and that's exactly what he wants you to believe (maniacal laughter as Frank shuts the closet door)

All I have to add to that is 1.  I'm glad Christmas vacation is OVER and 2.  I don't actually like or trust my kids enough to spend two weeks with them ever again.